newsboy hat is the new fedora tho
but more fascist
I once fucked a guy while he was wearing one of those hats like he kept it on
"Mary shot Sherlock ‘cause she was scared and also he scared her and she wanted to protect herself and John and the baby!!!"
do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms